clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

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This is perfect.

This is perfect.

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

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rosyblooms:

mendmyheart:

realfakescientist:

of-castles-and-converses:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

and now i’m crying.

Wow

Oh my God

wow this is amazing

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damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

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omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

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thefrogman:

Photo credit: Michael Marschall

[ZooBorns] [h/t: magicalnaturetour]

jackfrosticle:

hi im thomas jefferson and welcome to jackass *smashes violin over john adams’ head*

I’m sorry. Anyone who knows anything about history knows that Franklin would be the star of jackass.

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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